Save Your Skin!
Maybe Get Murdered!
Good faces have been getting harder to come by
Common causes include:
After harvesting over a thousand faces, Death mask realized that quality was going downhill fast. So he created...
Keep your face looking smooth and healthy for the rest of your life with Death Mask's Face Moisturizer. Specially developed by Death Mask after personally inspecting over one thousand faces, this moisturizer is designed to take your skin from "watches Joe Rogan on his couch" to harvest ready in 30 days.
Side effects include: increased attention on how good your skin looks.
Compliments you aren't sure how to handle. Supple? You've never heard that word before. A constant sense of being watched or followed - ignore this one.
Regular price
$27.00
Skin so smooth, we'll want to wear it
How we stack up
| Death Mask |
OTHER BRANDS | |
|---|---|---|
| Personally Tested on Over 1,000 Faces | ||
| Has a Literal Cult Following | ||
| 30-Day Skin Back Guarantee | ||
| Gets Your Skin So Healthy We'll Hunt You Down For It |
Death Mask SkinCare
Home of the "Never See Us Coming" Guarantee! You'll be so obsessed with how good your skin feels you'll never see us coming for our in-person follow-up and harvest session!
Death Mask SkinCare
Home of the "Never See Us Coming" Guarantee! You'll be so obsessed with how good your skin feels you'll never see us coming for our in-person follow-up and harvest session!
Skin you'll die for!
Be Easier For Us to spot in public
And Buy Our Merch!
We're Coming For Your Skin!
NEver Feel Alone again and instead always feel like someone is following you - because we are!
Regular price
$27.00